Atlanta Airport

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You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
Some of you will enjoy this more than others.

Atlanta Air Traffic Control:
"Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R

Saudi Air:
"Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta Air Traffic Control:
"Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air:
"Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."

Pause...

Saudi Air:
"ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta Air Traffic Control:
"Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air:
"YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH WE AND IRAN AIR 711 FOR THE SAME RUNWAY LANDING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."

Atlanta Air Traffic Control:
"Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now, and ya'll tell Allah "hey" for us -- "