05-11-2006, 07:05 PM
husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this very
tavern
where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
do
it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good
idea!"
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
this,
and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble.."
So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she
leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
policeman
has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got
to
ask them what their secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was
something
else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort
of
secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence
had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this very
tavern
where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
do
it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good
idea!"
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
this,
and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble.."
So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she
leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
policeman
has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got
to
ask them what their secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was
something
else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort
of
secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence
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