cheering you up

[ColbyPants]

Just reminding you just how lucky and wonderful you really are!! Whenever you are depressed, stressed, or just generally feel like a loser, you just have to remember this one thing: you, my friend, are the winning sperm! Out of millions of other little white wiggly guys, you were the fastest, strongest, and generally best looking. So cheer up and revel in the fact that you ARE the winning sperm!!

TomC

[MikeD]

Yay! I knew I won something at some point in my life

[Rob The Long Island Cowboy]

Geez if I'm the winner imagine how worse the losers were.  :?

[ScoopKW]

[user=96]ColbyPants[/user] wrote:

So cheer up and revel in the fact that you ARE the winning sperm!!

TomC

I was always considered a strong swimmer back when I was a sea man.

[trogdor]

[ROTF]

[user=96]ColbyPants[/user] wrote:

So cheer up and revel in the fact that you ARE the winning sperm!!

TomC

I was always considered a strong swimmer back when I was a sea man.

[-PO-]

[user=96]ColbyPants[/user] wrote:

So cheer up and revel in the fact that you ARE the winning sperm!!

TomC

I was always considered a strong swimmer back when I was a sea man.

ROTFLMA

[Rubie]

What do I win? Where's my sperm prize?

[Skipper the cigar aFISHinodo]

What do I win? Where's my sperm prize?

give the man an egg