02-02-2007, 01:05 AM
Don't know how many of you are familiar w/the onion.
Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation's Growing Spider Menace"WASHINGTON, DCââ¬âFollowing the tragic falling death of 32-year-old methamphetamine addict Phillip Diggs, who was reportedly attacked by spiders while scaling a large construction crane near Palo Alto, CA, thousands of outraged and confused meth addicts marched frenetically on Washington as part of a week of activities urging the federal government to address the nation's growing spider epidemic."
Full story here... http://www.theonion.com/content/news/met...government
Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation's Growing Spider Menace"WASHINGTON, DCââ¬âFollowing the tragic falling death of 32-year-old methamphetamine addict Phillip Diggs, who was reportedly attacked by spiders while scaling a large construction crane near Palo Alto, CA, thousands of outraged and confused meth addicts marched frenetically on Washington as part of a week of activities urging the federal government to address the nation's growing spider epidemic."
Full story here... http://www.theonion.com/content/news/met...government