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Things aren't always what they appear to be....
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A WOMEN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.


He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your  > legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to  stretch his legs."


Picture this:


All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!


The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!


True story.... Have a great day and remember...



THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.


 
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#2
haha


good one

TomC
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#3
Now that one I'll pass along. When I go to the ATM I always use the Braille pad when someone is behind me. Then pull out a little erratic, it's funny to see the expression on their face.

I went to the McDonalds window today where they have a new sticker on the window announcing menu's in Braille. They don't have this anywhere else I could find, only at the drive up window. Why?
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#4
Braille?   I've never been that good with understanding how to read it.  Actually, I can only understand the one line of Braille...    around every womans nipple...is read "Suck here"  lol!

Wink
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#5
does it change the wording if the nipples are pierced?
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