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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more t han 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But;

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


&

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it's the BULLSHIT & ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.

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#2
that is quite amusing stuff.  I guess 100% is good enough for me!



TomC
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#3
another great conclusion......thanks skip for the cutting edge research.Big Grin
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#4
This is funny! [ROTF]
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#5
finally, the world makes sense. Big Grin
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Bungalowbill Wrote:finally, the world makes sense. Big Grin
huh? Confusedhock:  Big Grin
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