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The Mini Van
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A man was driving down the highway late one night when his minivan broke down.
He turned on his flashers and tried to get someone's attention to help him.
Eventually a Lamborghini Countach pulls up.

"Any chance I could get a lift into town?" said the minivan driver.

"I can do better than that," the man driving the Countach replied. "I've got a
V-12 under this hood, I can tow you to the nearest town, no problem. Just honk
your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast."

They head off down the road and eventually come to a stop light and up pulls a
Ferrari F40 with a V-10. The F40 began to rev its engine to get the Countach to
race. The Countach revs its engine and the light turns green. They fly out of
there, and about a half a mile down the road they pass a speed trap.

The officer there watches them pass and radios to base saying, "Base, you will
not believe what I just saw. A F40 and a Countach were driving down the road
doing about 120 with a minivan honking its horn and flashing its lights trying
to pass them!"
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[lol][ROTF]
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[lol]

niceBig Grin

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[ROTF]
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#5
lol... should have changed it to use the names here... with Mike D being the Cop making the call Wink
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