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UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT
#1
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people
near the car.  On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his
lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

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Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
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#2
Confusedhock:  Surprise!Confusedhock:
Freakin' ray of sunshine, ain't I.
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#3
Thanks! Now how do I get this Coke outa my keyboard!
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#4
ROFLMAO!!Tongue
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#5
hahahahahahaha

Poor/lucky guyBig Grin
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discdog Wrote:Thanks! Now how do I get this Coke outa my keyboard!
Snort it?  Confusedhock:
Freakin' ray of sunshine, ain't I.
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#7
Bobgun Wrote:
discdog Wrote:Thanks! Now how do I get this Coke outa my keyboard!
Snort it?  Confusedhock:
Now that's funny
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#8
The poor bastard probably thought it was the guy grabbing him.[lol]
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