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HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
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11-08-2007, 10:06 PM


I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and
slowly the other driver gets out of the car...
and you know how you just get so stressed
and everything seems to get funny?

Well, I could NOT believe it... he was a DWARF!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, which one are you then?"

That's when the fight started
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We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

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11-08-2007, 10:48 PM
good one!  You didn't see Snow White anywhere did you?  Wink
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11-08-2007, 10:52 PM
[lol]

 

 

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11-09-2007, 04:31 AM
Big Grin
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11-11-2007, 12:37 AM
[ROTF]
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11-11-2007, 01:43 AM
MICKEY  and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy and I don't see that." I am not going to grant this divorce.  Mickey replied,  I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's FN Goofy.
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We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

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