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Searching for the right girl
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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What's the point in arguing or trying to make sense of something that is lost?
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#2
[ROTF]
I love when people think I'm psychologically disturbed cause it means I overloaded their neurological nerves
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#3
I just bought the tits for my wife!
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#4
[lol]
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#5
Way to funny man!
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We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

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US_Tank Wrote:I just bought the tits for my wife!
LOL
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#7
LOL !! I did the same thing too but in the gender specific version for me!! I too am looking for big this time!! LMAO Alot to say for older, and wiser huh?
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