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- Guest - 11-11-2006
Parkster, since you
Seas daonnan am mach bhon chuid nach seas.
I will be paying you a visit come Christmas!
- Parkster - 11-11-2006
Santa,
Have you been on the sauce again?
- Guest - 11-11-2006
Well yes to tell the truth, see my picture to the left please. I guess the translation did not work out, eh? :?........ well no worries, you seem to have been a pretty good lad this year so no coal for you!
- Parkster - 11-11-2006
I'll work on the translation ............. I need to have at least half a bottle of good malt in me before I can speak Gaelic these days, or at least thats what Mrs P says.
- VEGASVIXEN06 - 11-11-2006
oh Santa, all I want for Christmas is a big, umm, large, uhh, ..........humidor!! GOT YA...LMAO
- Guest - 11-11-2006
Well Rubie I hope the walls in your home are reinforced with steel, because then this package hits your home will need it. I have lots of ideas for you, anything special that you want?
- Guest - 11-11-2006
Oh Mario!! Where are you hiding??
I was going to ask you what you would like for Christmas, but then I saw this.....
[user=309]Maduro PiPs[/user] wrote:
Quote:Same here....I think most people here know what I like based on my many posts especially in the CIGAR P0RN thread!.....
Do I look like the person who would spend time reading all your F'ing posts??!![wow] [wtf2]
Do you have any idea how busy we are up here??!!
Do you think I have time for that??!!
I'm busy micro-managing my elves. Most of them are making toys & rolling cigars. A couple of others are helping out in the....uh, ....morale boosting dept. (wink-wink-nudge-nudge, say-no-more) (BTW, yeah Rob, that redhead's great!!)
Getting back to business...Your stash looks more & more like Mark's everyday!!
hock: And if those elves don't make their quota, I'll be forced to make a withdrawal from yours. (Marks gets an exemption, union rules & all that , don't you know...)I can't possibly imagine what you would like.
How about giving this old geezer a hint?
Or would you like 1 lump or 2??
- Guest - 11-11-2006
Tifire136, good thing WA is a wet state as you will be needing the water to put out the flames. No coal for you this year so be prepared!!!!!! I have seen that you like AF Hemingway and Opus but what do you already have. Hmmmm something strong, full flavor with a maduro wrapper, anything Pepin, well I think I have an idea
- Guest - 11-12-2006
Mario!!
Are you too tired to read my thread?
hock:Besides reading glasses, and a snowball to the head,......
you were on last night & today....[wtf] are you too pooped to Pip?
Do you think that Santa just stands around waiting for an answer?
Are you trying to push my buttons?
hock:Phillies & Swishers are in stock at the gas station when I need to refuel the raindeer!
Which do you prefer....answer my earlier question or peach & strawberry?
- Guest - 11-12-2006
Ho, Ho, Ho!
Maaaarrkkk? Where are you Mark? Santa's noticed that you have one heck of a collection of cigars so I am bit perplexed. If not coal then what?
Anejos - no
Opus X - no
Habanos - no
Santa's looking for some help here Marky. If you refuse to respond then I will be forced to send coal.