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- discdog - 11-13-2006
Santa Wrote:OH disc dog, what can I say. All year you've been bombing poor innocent folks, do you have any idea how many homes I've got to rebuild because of you! Coal would be getting off too easy for you, so say goodbye to your pretty little house down in GA, because you're about to have the snot bombed outta you.You can huff & puff and (oh wrong guy). Bring it big boy! I've got all kinds of tissues.
- Guest - 11-13-2006
discdog Wrote:TISSUES!!! crying will do you no good at this point frisbee boy, you best find good bomb shelter and I mean GOOD!Santa Wrote:OH disc dog, what can I say. All year you've been bombing poor innocent folks, do you have any idea how many homes I've got to rebuild because of you! Coal would be getting off too easy for you, so say goodbye to your pretty little house down in GA, because you're about to have the snot bombed outta you.You can huff & puff and (oh wrong guy). Bring it big boy! I've got all kinds of tissues.
- Dr. Stogie Fresh - 11-13-2006
Santa Wrote:Paging Dr. Stogie Fresh...Paging Dr. Stogie Fresh...We have a CODE RED and GREEN..Dear Santa,
HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY THIS YEAR???
And what would you like for Christmas?
I have been just a DELIGHTFUL boy this year! You can take that to the bank Santa. You can put that in your pipe and smoke it. No coal, or chocolate-covered turds for me.
I'm thinking maybe some cigars to fill my new humidor that I should be getting later this month. Nothing too much. I was thinking something like this...
![[Image: 9.jpg]](http://vitolas.net/albums/af_cigar_factory_tour/9.jpg)
Of course, I don't want to seem too greedy, so maybe this one rack will do just fine...
![[Image: 10.jpg]](http://vitolas.net/albums/af_cigar_factory_tour/10.jpg)
How's that for ideas? [angel]
Doc
- Guest - 11-13-2006
Dr. Stogie Fresh Wrote:Santa Wrote:Paging Dr. Stogie Fresh...Paging Dr. Stogie Fresh...We have a CODE RED and GREEN..Dear Santa,
HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY THIS YEAR???
And what would you like for Christmas?
I have been just a DELIGHTFUL boy this year! You can take that to the bank Santa. You can put that in your pipe and smoke it. No coal, or chocolate-covered turds for me.
I'm thinking maybe some cigars to fill my new humidor that I should be getting later this month. Nothing too much. I was thinking something like this...
Of course, I don't want to seem too greedy, so maybe this one rack will do just fine...
How's that for ideas? [angel]
Doc
Dr. Fresh,
not only am I questioning your "delightfullness" but I also question your doctorate.
Mr. Stogie Fresh.
If u don't give me a detailed list to go with....YOU WILL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!
Now stick that in your chimney and smoke it.
hor hor hor
- Dr. Stogie Fresh - 11-13-2006
[user=350]Santa[/user] wrote:
Quote:Dr. Fresh,Jeesh! I see Santa hasn't been taking his Prozac lately. I've just been bitch-slapped by a guy in a red and white suit. Okay Slim, suit yourself...
not only am I questioning your "delightfullness" but I also question your doctorate.
Mr. Stogie Fresh.
If u don't give me a detailed list to go with....YOU WILL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!
Now stick that in your chimney and smoke it.
hor hor hor
Let's see. I don't have anything made by Fuente in my humidors except Hemingway Best Sellers. I love Camacho-grown Corojo. I'm a Pepin whore, but I've got quite a few Tatuaje's. I love maduro wrappers. Any ISOM's. I wear a Large T-shirt, and I love to wear hats.
There. Can I have my doctorate back?!
Doc
- lz6 - 11-13-2006
LMAO @ Doc!!.......
- Guest - 11-14-2006
Dr. Stogie Fresh Wrote:[user=350]Santa[/user] wrote:Quote:Dr. Fresh,Jeesh! I see Santa hasn't been taking his Prozac lately. I've just been bitch-slapped by a guy in a red and white suit. Okay Slim, suit yourself...
not only am I questioning your "delightfullness" but I also question your doctorate.
Mr. Stogie Fresh.
If u don't give me a detailed list to go with....YOU WILL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!
Now stick that in your chimney and smoke it.
hor hor hor
Let's see. I don't have anything made by Fuente in my humidors except Hemingway Best Sellers. I love Camacho-grown Corojo. I'm a Pepin whore, but I've got quite a few Tatuaje's. I love maduro wrappers. Any ISOM's. I wear a Large T-shirt, and I love to wear hats.
There. Can I have my doctorate back?!
Doc
Mr. Stogie Fresh, I am not quite ready to just hand you a doctorate...maybe you should be asking for that for Christmas. (which is highly unlikely that you'd receive that from me, considering your tone with the ONE MAN who spreads X-Mas cheer throughout the WORLD...
A little respect there Mr. Stogie-Not-so-Fresh-Feeling
I received your PM and I must apologize, as ALL of the Ron Jeramy blow-up dolls are spoken for...seems as if some gay sex cult calling themselves "the firm" have already asked me for everyone I had in stock, so you may want to rethink that one. The Cigar Duesh I do have.
Do you drink any alcholic beverages? and if so what is your poison of choice Mr. Fresh?
That's all I have for now.
Hor Hor Hor
- Guest - 11-14-2006
ET PHONE GNOME.
Eric, I have asked nice, so if you would like something other than raindeer turd in your stocking this year you had better step up and let me know pronto.
I'm not saying I will pay any attention to your list, I mean come on, how many times did you ask for a train set and get a pullover for Christmas?
But if you think that being silent will leave you to the kindness of my heart, then you have messed up big style.
LIST TIME ADMIN, GET TO IT.
[horse]
- Guest - 11-14-2006
HEY FISHPOOP........SANTA IS LOOKING FOR YOU.
- Guest - 11-14-2006
Oh Mark, Santa has been scouring the countryside (and overseas
) for that perfect gift. You are hard to shop for but Santa is sure you'll be happy.Thanks for the guidance earlier. At my age, anything and everything helps.