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- Tfire136 - 11-12-2006
Santa Wrote:Tifire136, good thing WA is a wet state as you will be needing the water to put out the flames. No coal for you this year so be prepared!!!!!! I have seen that you like AF Hemingway and Opus but what do you already have. Hmmmm something strong, full flavor with a maduro wrapper, anything Pepin, well I think I have an idea
Well Santa my obsessive compulsive behavior begs the question of what don't I have lol (well according to my wife anyways).....anything you and your little elves decide to bring is fine by me and more than generous. Always looking to try anything Cuban but other than that you seem to hit the nail on the head as far as cigars go. - Maduro Pips - 11-12-2006
HAHAHAHAHAHA SANTA!!!! Busting balls huh!? I think you start reading some of my MANY threads to get an idea.....its the ONE TIME OF YEAR you actually get off your fat ass and WORK!!! So the least you can do is do a bit of research and figure it out!! Cmon oh jolly buddy....SURPRISE ME!!!
- Guest - 11-12-2006
Scrooloose, hmmm has he been a good boy this year? hmmmm
Commited any random acts of kindness this last year? hmmmm
Has he sent in his wish list yet? hmmmm
dammm help Santa out folks, what you think I AM A EFFING MIND READER? GEEZEEEEEEEEE[cigar] GUESS i WILL DROP A BOX OF WHITE OWLS DOWN THE CHIMNEY THIS YEAR....[spank]
- Guest - 11-12-2006
Maduro PiPs Wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHA SANTA!!!! Busting balls huh!? I think you start reading some of my MANY threads to get an idea.....its the ONE TIME OF YEAR you actually get off your fat ass and WORK!!! So the least you can do is do a bit of research and figure it out!! Cmon oh jolly buddy....SURPRISE ME!!!
Pips, my boy, ya don't realize who you're dealing with, do ya?? :?
Santa is a multi-billion dollar annual buisness. Do you think I work alone??!!
hock: Everyone wants a piece of the action, if you know what I mean.
Why do you think my elves carry under the vests? Ever notice that some have an ear plug? For me to personally track down something you'd like, well,.....that's a huge deal all in of itself.
For you to respond they you did, when asked...uncalled for, you get treated with respect and you respond to me that way?....well, ...hope you don't get asked to go fishing...eh, Fredo?....
So, I give you one last chance....before I hit the gas station.......what, in you own words, do you like?
- Mark - 11-12-2006
Santa Wrote:Ho, Ho, Ho!
Maaaarrkkk? Where are you Mark? Santa's noticed that you have one heck of a collection of cigars so I am bit perplexed. If not coal then what?
Anejos - no
Opus X - no
Habanos - no
Santa's looking for some help here Marky. If you refuse to respond then I will be forced to send coal.
Looks like Santa has some research to do!
But if you must know, here goes: I'm open to any and all Habanos, I may have many of my own, but you can never have to many.
NC's also have a special place in my humi, Opus are good, but there are many others I like out there much better like PAM, PAN, VSG(the asian market ones are DA BOMB!), Tatuaje, Don Pepin, Padilla Miami's. I don't wear hats and I'm a L/XL in shirt size. I'm sure you will be able to figure something out. 
- Maduro Pips - 11-12-2006
OK OK Santa...I guess you dont like playing hardball huh!!!!?? Well if you must know, besides any ISOMs, my NC favs list would include: LGC Series R maddies, PAN, PAM, VSGs, Opus or Hemingway stock, maybe maddies there. Anejos, Tataujes, CAO Sorpranos/Italias/Anni Xtreme, LFD ligeros..oscuros though. Partagas Black and Punch Gran Cru #2 Maddies. I guess that should be enough options....but you can see what I lean towards... hope this helps Santa!!!
ps...just in case...XL in shirts....
- Guest - 11-12-2006
Wingo, Wingo. Where are you. I see from the list that you've been a pretty good boy this year, with the exception you seem to have been rather quiet. I've got a few ideas for you, but a few little hints would go a long way.
- Guest - 11-12-2006
Paging Dr. Stogie Fresh...Paging Dr. Stogie Fresh...We have a CODE RED and GREEN..
HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY THIS YEAR???
And what would you like for Christmas?
- Guest - 11-13-2006
OH disc dog, what can I say. All year you've been bombing poor innocent folks, do you have any idea how many homes I've got to rebuild because of you! Coal would be getting off too easy for you, so say goodbye to your pretty little house down in GA, because you're about to have the snot bombed outta you.
- Guest - 11-13-2006
LZ!!!
Uncle Bob, Santa has you in his sights!!!
How about some ideas?