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- Mark - 12-05-2006
Santa Wrote:Well Marky, Mrs Claus finally got off her fat ass and finished up the project the "Head of Household" asked her for. You'd think one day of the year she'd be able to put down the Bon Bon's and help an old elf out.
Santa found the final piece of the puzzle young man and your package will be heading south tomorrow.
SWEEEEEET!!!!!
I do take offense tot he "young man" comment though. :X Well actually, I guess everyone is a young man when your 500+ yrs old.
- Guest - 12-05-2006
Headley better have the loading dock ready because Santa is dropping a huge load soon. It might be coal, it might be snow, you just never know what I'm going to bring. Ho! Ho! Ho!
- JoeBob - 12-06-2006
[user=35]Skipper the cigar aFISHinodo[/user] wrote
Quote:I wonder if I do.....:?
OH MY... I HAVE A SANTA!!! JOY JOY JOY!!!!!!
Santa, just knowng your out there is gift enough!
My guess is that my Santa is too afraid of my Firm affiliations to taunt me.
And with good reason, I say.
- Bobgun - 12-06-2006
Santa Wrote:Headley better have the loading dock ready because Santa is dropping a huge load soon.[wow]
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- Guest - 12-06-2006
Has anyone seen that lovely lady, Nightsade lately? She should have had her gift Monday, and I've not seen a word of it. Is she ok? If anyone has connections with her, please let her know old Santa is worrying if the package landed safely or not...
- Headley - 12-06-2006
Santa Wrote:I hear that someone has been very, very good this year. Its perfect time to sneek out with one reindeer and give the old sleigh a test run! Just added a GPS system to save time this year. Ho Ho Ho! Look where I'm going to go! Ho Ho Ho!
Holy Crap! Santa is apparently going to be RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO MY HOUSE! This is getting REALLY exciting!
Can't wait Santa!
- Guest - 12-06-2006
Senor... Oh Senor...
Where'd you run off to? Ole Santa's gifts to you are just about ready to be delivered! Have you been a good boy, Senor? Don't hate Ole Santa if you didn't get every gift on your list, though. That redhead I tried to gift to you is trying to press charges on Ole Saint Nick now...
- ColbyPants - 12-06-2006
Damn, I missed out this year lol. . .
- Tonto - 12-06-2006
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- Guest - 12-07-2006
Tonto
Have no fear my friend, you will get your gift! But I am waiting for my elves to finish making part of your gift, so please be patient, my friend. I think, actually, I KNOW it will be well worth the wait.
Santa