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Italian Logic
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An old Italian Mafia "Don" is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38 revolver so
you always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns...howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.
You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a bigga home and
maybe a couple a bambinos.
Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife
inna bed with another man.
Whadda you gonna do then.....
Pointa to you watch and say, "Times up?"
They call me The Mum - Jimmie the Mum
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
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#2
HAHAHA......
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Steven Wright
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#3
LMAO!
Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.
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#4
lol
--Mike
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#5
Awesome
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#6
haha thats great
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#7
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(04-11-2013, 03:59 PM)Harpo Marx Wrote: .-.. --- .-..

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They call me The Mum - Jimmie the Mum
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
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Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
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#9
So true
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#10
Nice!!!
"I do not save cigars for occasions that may not happen. Cigars make the occasion special, not the other way around."

Ryan
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