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US_Tank

 

 

 

The number of physicians in the U.S. -- 700,000

Number of accidental annual deaths caused by physicians -- 120,000

Accidental deaths per physician -- 0.171

 

 

 

 

The Number of gun owners in the U.S. --  80,000,000

 

The Number of accidental gun deaths per year -- 1,500

 

Accidental deaths per gunowner -- .000188

 

 

 

 

statistics courtesy of the FBI

 

 

 

So statistically, doctors are 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. 

Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do!  Except for Glenn. 

 

 

FACT:  Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has a doctor.   We must ban doctors before the Liberals think this is getting out of hand. 

Statistics withheld on lawyers because people might be shocked and seek medical attention.

 

 

 

 
[lol][lol][lol][lol][lol]
[doh]
All scalpels have to be registered now too? [lol]

 

Actually Im all for gun control... use two hands with a firm grip and a proper stance with a smooth trigger pull.
They are only practicing.
Watch out for those gun owning "Army Docs"....HOUSE!....lol
MikeD Wrote:All scalpels have to be registered now too? [lol]

 

Actually Im all for gun control... use two hands with a firm grip and a proper stance with a smooth trigger pull.
AMEN!
Ban Doctors!

 

(Its for the children!)
Doctors have a get out clause though ........ think about it.

Every doctor works in a practice.


All those years of medical school and its still called practice ........ find a doctor who has finished practicing and you should be ok.


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Ha! Ha! very funny [really]. I could make many comments here but I won't except for:

The next time you get sick, consult the gun and ask it or a prescription[lol]
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