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In the most recent development, Florida declares war.  Why this would happen is a mystery?  North Dakotans are a good people with a simple lot in life.

Just surviving is harsh......



 

Floods ravish the prairie in the Spring.....



 

 

Harsh winds create immense snow drifts......



 

 

Blizzards create limited visibility for days on end.....



 

 

And the bitter cold freezes the mighty Missouri River....



 

 

Florida is known as a peaceful state where folks baske in relaxation....



 



 



 

 

News Flash from the AP wire.... (Update)

 

It seems a Floridian Stogie Chat member, screen name, Robbie thinks North Dakotan's have it too good among the Cow Pies!   Especially this US_Tank!



 

 

Robbie has called for the extradiction of the Tank.  But North Dakota is unwilling to give him up.

In a show of defense, North Dakota BEEFS up its borders....



 

 

....and Robbie....



.....is not happy about it!  Thus Robbie has made a call to arms.....

 



 

 



 

AP wire (update)

 

To find out what is driving this Madman we need to look at his past.  He is a slick character.  Robbie's personal history dates back to gang activity......



 

After a particular rough and tumble fight, Robbie found himself hospitalized....



.....and eventually sodomized!

 

 

And sodomized yet again in the hospital.....



.....by Nurse Ratchet!

 

This led Robbie down a dismal path of violence and corruption.  He grew to distain from his fellow neighbors.....unless they were of the opposite sex.



 

Soon the sex became scandalistic.  As Robbie grew to power so did his activities grow.....



 

 

And Robbie, the Dictator of Florida, was the most sought after prize in Florida.  These women would do ANYTHING for him.....



 

 

 

.....they were at his beck and call......





 

AP wire (update)

In a sudden show of peace, Robbie puts his guns on the table....



 

 

 

Robbie calls out to North Dakota yet again for extradiction or the peaceful end to the Tank.  Again, North Dakota does not listen.  They turn their backs to Robbie.......



 

 

....even the Blacks agree......



 

 

 

In his fury, Robbie unleashes the full fury of his anger at the Tank....



 

 



 

 



 

 



 

 



 

 



 

 



 

 



 

 

AP Wire (update)

Severe global warming in North Dakota.  For the first time in history in the month of January, temperatures reached the 90's.  Initialy reports indicate the global warming was man made.

Authorities are on the lookout for a suspect in Florida.   If you see this man.....



 

.....consider him armed and dangerous!  Do not approach, do not talk to him.  Most importantly, do not cross him or you too could be bombed!

 

 



Well Mother Fart!

Rob,  this is over the top and a 1st Class hit.  I am blown away.  What can I say but WOW!  And Thanks!  I may never recover from this one!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WOW! [wow]


That is all I can say.


Wow, there I said it again.

fishhound Wrote:WOW! [wow]


That is all I can say.


Wow, there I said it again.

I'm with you talk about a smack downhock:

fishhound Wrote:WOW! [wow]


That is all I can say.


Wow, there I said it again.

Double that!

Wow squared.

KaPOW!

Wowzers that's a hard hit!

Great story line.  What can I say...  I felt left out when I didn't receive any Christmas cookies from this Tank.  Payback can be a bitch [happy]

JoeBob Wrote:KaPOW!

Wowzers that's a hard hit!

 

MOTHER FART!  I still can't get back up!

Robbie Wrote:Great story line.  What can I say...  I felt left out when I didn't receive any Christmas cookies from this Tank.  Payback can be a bitch [happy]

You will be getting cookies next year!  SHIIIIIIIIIIT!  I have a hard on for those La Aurora's.  I LOVE everything Montecristo and the White is one of my favorite smokes.  And that pen is like 3oz. HEAVY!

Padrons.....nuff said!  La Flor...very anxious to try them out.

Oliva....one of my Top 3 lines.

Padilla....oh yes.  Never had one but again dying to try another Pepin smoke.

Liberty Camacho....WOW bro.  I will break it out on Memorial Day this year.

Again, amazing and thanks.  I am just stunned and confused.  Confused as my Antietam is out of room.

Quote:And that pen is like 3oz. HEAVY!

Did you unscrew the back of the pen?  It has a punch cutter built into it!

Quote:And that pen is like 3oz. HEAVY!

Did you unscrew the back of the pen?  It has a punch cutter built into it!