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Polish man comes to USA and marries American woman
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Although his English was far from perfect, they got along
Well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
Arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
Circumstances, and asked the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, acre and half with nice home.

No, I mean what is the foundation?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.
Do either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport.

I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read. It say:


"Polish Remover."
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