The Peanut case

[Bluesman455]

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.

He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the
middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned
to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
deeper.

He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her
date.

After being informed of the problem, their daughter's' date said he
could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down,
then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to
blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother
and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was
nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so
wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going To be when he
grows older?'

The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law.
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[Skipper the cigar aFISHinodo]

ahhahaha... Thanks BM, I haven' heard that one in many years and forgot the punch line.

[US_Tank]

I LOVE jokes like this!  Reminds me of my neighbor across the street.  He and his wife are good friends of ours.  I have two boys 8 and 10 years old.  They have a boy 10 and a girl 7.  Their little girl just loves my boys.  Often time, this couple USED to comment on how it would be cute if their little girl ever dated one of my boys.

When we get together as couples they are wild, the life of the party, and of course have potty mouths and talk about sex a lot.  With that said, I can always mute them quite easily with comments like.........

"Yeah, I can see the kids when they are 16 years old and driving.  Your daughter will most likely lose her virginity in the back of one of my trucks" 

Its funny as hell as they never know what to say.  Of course, I have been more crude also!

 

[tafdom]