02-07-2008, 10:34 PM
A guy walks into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
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> He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know,
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> I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
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> The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
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> We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
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> chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
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> drive around in his Mercedes and he'll supply all of your clothes.
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> Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
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> escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
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> satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two- bedroom apartment
> above
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> the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
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> The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're bullshittin' me!"
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> The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it."
>
> He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know,
>
> I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
>
> The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
>
> We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
>
> chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
>
> drive around in his Mercedes and he'll supply all of your clothes.
>
> Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
>
> escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
>
> satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two- bedroom apartment
> above
>
> the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
>
> The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're bullshittin' me!"
>
> The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it."