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Two Old Guys
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[color="black"]Who was with you that night ?

....

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO

THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST

NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS,

THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL


THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD

GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO

UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN

INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE

SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF

MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE

DIFFERENCE.'

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO

OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR

BUSINESS.

AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS,

YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'


'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'

'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL

THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER..'

HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE, I THINK MINE

WAS A WITCH.'

'A WITCH ??. . WHY WOULD YOU SAY

THAT?'

'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER

ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN

SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK

MY TEETH WITH HER!'
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THEY CALL ME THE SHEPHERD!!! AKA LK HUNTER, FACE BOOK MARIO HUNTER, THE GREAT ONE HUNTER, ETC.
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Tongue [lol]
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
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[winner]Thats GREAT!

 

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