08-04-2008, 02:38 PM
I've been MIRVed in Texas! hock:
Multiple strikes cleverly packaged as a single bomb!
So there I was . . . up to my usual heathen activities, minding my own business . . .
While Mr. Pants pursued his new career . . .
We got to talking about shaving, as happens sometimes around here lately . . . [lol]
. . . and he says he's going to send me some Proraso to try.
Well, now, after all . . . we know how that kind of thing goes around HERE!
So today . . . When THIS arrives . . .
. . . instead of HER:
I was a little concerned! hock:
Three bombs, one box. Shaving, cigars, and Dum-Dums. Outrageous, uncalled for, nefarious and evil, that Mr. Pants. Just LOOK at the carnage!
Thanks, Thomas. You rock. Well, you're a dead man walking, of course. But you still rock.
NANPâ¢
[cigar]
Multiple strikes cleverly packaged as a single bomb!
So there I was . . . up to my usual heathen activities, minding my own business . . .
While Mr. Pants pursued his new career . . .
We got to talking about shaving, as happens sometimes around here lately . . . [lol]
. . . and he says he's going to send me some Proraso to try.
Well, now, after all . . . we know how that kind of thing goes around HERE!
So today . . . When THIS arrives . . .
. . . instead of HER:
I was a little concerned! hock:
Three bombs, one box. Shaving, cigars, and Dum-Dums. Outrageous, uncalled for, nefarious and evil, that Mr. Pants. Just LOOK at the carnage!
Thanks, Thomas. You rock. Well, you're a dead man walking, of course. But you still rock.
NANPâ¢
[cigar]
NANP™