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LIFELINE
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08-18-2008, 07:49 AM
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I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan .
 
I told them I was suicidal. 
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08-18-2008, 08:18 AM
[party4][ROTF]
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08-18-2008, 08:21 AM
Eerily true!
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08-18-2008, 02:58 PM
Hello, Suicide hotline, Hold please.
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We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

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08-18-2008, 10:05 PM
you are a very sick man john.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ROTF][ROTF]AAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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