Mohegan Sun Herf

[US_Tank]

 

 

 

 

 

Well our famous Parkster is here from Scotland.   Dave Park is our international man of mystery and we at Stogie Chat are graced by his presence in our country.

Dave arrived as the herf was just taking off.   Fishhound picked him up at the airport and they head up to Conneticutt to join in the Herf.

Parkster wasted no time getting the party started.   Everyone instantly loved him.   Ashman lead us to the restaurant for dinner to start the evening.   It seems Mario was kind enough to call ahead and arrange dinner for us all........................

 



 

 

 



 

Yes we had quite a spread to choose from.   At this sight...................



 

 


 

 


 

Parkster really started spinning.   But then he found a portion to his liking................



 

 

 

 

 



 

And we all sat up for the sausage feast.........................."ALL HAIL THE SAUSAGE KING"..............................



 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

After dinner things really took off.   For those of you who don't know Tommy2guns, aka the Pug; he is an exceptional individual.   This guy was gonna show Tank and Parkster how to party.

But first, the Pug needed a kicking.   Parkster started playing "fetch" with the Pug..................



 

 

 

 

 



After being a good Pug, he got a bomb from Parkster so that he could sit and chill the rest of the evening with a good cigar...................



It seems Parkster too likes to give Green Iguana's!

 

 

 

 

 

 



Then Pug started noticing all the attention from the women.   Parkster was attracting quite a crowd with his stories of intrigue.   Then this gal wandered over.

Once Pug laid his eyes on this Diva, it was all over...................



 

 

 



 

She dialed in on the Pug.   I guess she figured it was Pug Season.............



 

 

 


 


This is the last we saw of The Pug last night....................



 

 

 


 

 


 

 

The Mohegan Sun Casino is huge.   There are people and gambling everywhere.   And the women are beautiful.   Once Parkster again started in on his international travel stories, everyone stopped what they were doing and listened.  Even the little old ladies you see at the slot machines took note to what Parkster was saying................

 



 



 

 

 


 


 

Soon Skipper offered them a cigar as they listened intently to Parkster ..........................



 

 

 

 

Fishhound and Skipper tried to steal these ladies away from Parkster.  But these hags loved Parkster's stories.   Then Skipper and Fishhound started in on their best fishing lies to gain in-roads with their new cigar loving gals....................



It seems the hags bought their story hook, line, and sinker.  The four of them soon quitely disappeared into the night.

 

 


 


 

The Stogie Chat group was shrinking.   Gone now is the Pug, Fishhound, and Skipper.  

 

 

 



 

Then this fine young lady really dials in on Parkster.  

 




 

 

"Oh Parkster, you are so incredible."   "Tell us again how you single-handedly engaged 15 Ninja Warriors with only a cigar cutter cutter, a bottle of butane, and Colibri lighter." 

"Then grabbed the British nuclear codes from the Chinese Embassy, and made your escape by booby trapping a box of cigars like a claymore?"     "I am so turned on"



 

 

 

"Oh Parkster, that is so exciting!"    "You must have some serious tools for the trade?"

 

 

"Why yes", Parkster says.   "Take a peek"  "Whoa, you like grabbing buns of steel?"



 

 

 

"Oh Parkster.   Do you have any friends as exciting as you?"

"Well you can't miss the Tank.   Only he has more guns than the Mighty Parkster.  Do you want to party with Tank and me?"   says Parkster!

 
"I thought you would never ask Parkster", she says.
 

 

So the Tank and Parkster run off into the night showing the ladies a great time at Mohegan Sun.................



 

 

 


 

 


 

Seeing our kilt successes, Mahk tries to get in on the action..................



 

 

 

And he too scores well.  Beware the power of the kilt....................



 
Rumor has it that security was called to Room 337 numerous times for screatching, screaming, and slapping sounds.  

Later Mahk was spotted in one of the Mohegan Sun jewelery shops looking for a ring. 
 

 


 

 


 

Keith, Chris, and Jimmie also take note of the kilt power and soon they are in on the action also....................



 

 

 

 

They were last seen with this group of ladies...................



 

 

 

 


 


 

But once again, at the end of the evening;  this is what happens when you Herf with Tank.......................



 

 

 

 



Better luck next time Parkster!   

 

 

 

 

[Magnum PI]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tank, love it! Next time, fewer men in skirts and more ladies, please.

[Tonto]

[lol][lol][lol] AWESOME[lol][lol][lol]

[Bobgun]

    

Cracked me up.  Especially seeing Mahk passed out on the floor again! 

[PMartins]

Hilarious [lol]

[fishhound]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that is funny!



Having a great time here. There are quite a few of you guys that are truly missed.

The conversations have been both heart warming and side splitting.

[Maduro Pips]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

I WISH I WAS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luckily I get to see most of you Monday night!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[B-Dub Cigar Ambassador]

I gotta get me a kilt! [winner]

[Riofan]

I tuned in  to check pictures of the Mo-Sun herf and...

Somehow I'm not dissapointed [lol][lol][lol][lol]

Daryn, you are clown.

I look forward to the real pictures. Too many of you guys running around in the same place and I'm sure having a great time.

[US_Tank]

Anyone heard from Parkster lately? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA