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Boobs vs. Willies
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many 
Kinds of boobs are there?' 
 
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three 
Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.  In 
Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.  After 
50, they are like onions'. 

'Onions?' 
 
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' 
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how   
Many kinds of 'willies' are there?' 
 
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through 
Three phases also.  In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and 
Hard.  In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.   
After his  50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 
 
'A Christmas tree?' 
'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration
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#2
lol[lol][lol][lol][lol]
I started the sit down video.....The Transporter!!
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Time to get some Levitra! 
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#4
HAHAHA!  I read this to zach and sandi ahahaha
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[lol][lol][lol][lol][lol]
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#6
Oh Snap [lol]
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
George Carlin
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#7
[bravo2]
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#8
[wow][bravo2]
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#9
[doh][bravo2]
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