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Rub my nipples
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RUB MY N I P P L E S

Keep this in mind when you have
something to return and the store gives you a hard time -

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.


Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,


'RUB MY NIPPLES,
RUB MY NIPPLES,
RUB MY NIPPLES!'


The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager

in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?'

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that
he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,



'RUB MY NIPPLES,
RUB MY NIPPLES,
RUB MY NIPPLES!'
and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!


In shock, the store manager pleads,
'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'

In a huff, the woman says,



'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE

MY NIPPLES RUBBED

WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!'


The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
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#2
thats great lol haha[bravo2]
I started the sit down video.....The Transporter!!
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#3
so that's how my wife got our money back for that effing toaster!
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#4
[lol]
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Rob The Long Island Cowboy Wrote:so that's how my wife got our money back for that effing toaster!
Confusedhock:...TMI.....
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#6
[bravo] That's cool!!!
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#7
didn't work for me Sad
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#8
Skipper the cigar aFISHinodo Wrote:didn't work for me Sad
Bet if you yelled "Rub  my Balls" it would have worked! [lol]Tongue
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Rob The Long Island Cowboy Wrote:so that's how my wife got our money back for that effing toaster!
Thinking the same thing, only it wasn't a toaster, it was a Crock Pot.  Wasn't a K-mart, those are gone in my area, no, around here its the all powerfull Wal-Mart.  You can return anything, even a used Baby Diaper.

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