12-12-2008, 11:27 PM
The term "heartburn" was invented when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a man in the chest and his heart caught fire.
Pictures of Chuck Norris are worth two thousand words.
Death once had a near - Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because he never fu__ks up.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror on a black cat on Friday the 13th. He won the lottery later that day.
Chuck Norris is the only man on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris's real name is Switchblade Killingsworth. He changed it to Chuck Norris because it sounds tougher.
Somewhere right now Chuck Norris is plowing a woman he doesn't love.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard it turned into a Skittle.
Chuck Norris ate a whole box of Alphabits cereal and shat out the entire works of Edgar Allan Poe.
Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of tic- tac -toe. In retaliation,Chuck Norris invented racism. hock:
Chuck Norris is like corn.No matter how much sh!t he is in he still comes out in one piece.
The Black Eyed peas were simply the Black Peas until they crossed Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris had surgery,the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Pictures of Chuck Norris are worth two thousand words.
Death once had a near - Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because he never fu__ks up.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror on a black cat on Friday the 13th. He won the lottery later that day.
Chuck Norris is the only man on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris's real name is Switchblade Killingsworth. He changed it to Chuck Norris because it sounds tougher.
Somewhere right now Chuck Norris is plowing a woman he doesn't love.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard it turned into a Skittle.
Chuck Norris ate a whole box of Alphabits cereal and shat out the entire works of Edgar Allan Poe.
Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of tic- tac -toe. In retaliation,Chuck Norris invented racism. hock:
Chuck Norris is like corn.No matter how much sh!t he is in he still comes out in one piece.
The Black Eyed peas were simply the Black Peas until they crossed Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris had surgery,the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.