04-10-2023, 11:24 PM
Soooooo.....
Someone with a sense of humor caught me completely from the blindside today......
There I was. Making dinner. And looked out the window and saw the mailman moving very slowly up my driveway. Holding a small box out at arms length, while looking very worried.
I stepped outside and he stopped moving and got really scared and yelled at me not to move.
Ok.
Now I'm concerned.
He gingerly....ever so gingerly sits this box on the trunk of my car, looks very relieved, and then turns and sprints back to his little van.
He turns around and yells "Good Luck!" and drops it in gear and speeds off down the street.
I go out and look at the box. The first thing I notice was the return address was my own, and the "from" name was "Stealth Bomber".
Ohhhhhh......
Now luckily, I've been around the block once or twice. Having been blown up by some of the megalithic mastadons of SC....I raced inside and put on my bomb-proof suit and grabbed my toolkit.
An hour later....local police, the ATF, SWAT team, dogs and the national guard holding back the inevitable band of lookie-loo's I was able to not blow up my car, or me....and got this stealthy, unexpected IED diffused.
Let me show you the six incredible sticks of dynamite this phantom used!!
Heh heh....No note....So I dont know who to thank. But three of these six I have never had, and am silly excited to try out! And the three that I have had, I have indeed loved!
So.....
Whomever you are.....First: Thank you!
Second: heh heh heh....Well....Lets just say.....Sleep with one eye open for a while. And when you think its ok to shut them both......Dont.
Someone with a sense of humor caught me completely from the blindside today......
There I was. Making dinner. And looked out the window and saw the mailman moving very slowly up my driveway. Holding a small box out at arms length, while looking very worried.
I stepped outside and he stopped moving and got really scared and yelled at me not to move.
Ok.
Now I'm concerned.
He gingerly....ever so gingerly sits this box on the trunk of my car, looks very relieved, and then turns and sprints back to his little van.
He turns around and yells "Good Luck!" and drops it in gear and speeds off down the street.
I go out and look at the box. The first thing I notice was the return address was my own, and the "from" name was "Stealth Bomber".
Ohhhhhh......
Now luckily, I've been around the block once or twice. Having been blown up by some of the megalithic mastadons of SC....I raced inside and put on my bomb-proof suit and grabbed my toolkit.
An hour later....local police, the ATF, SWAT team, dogs and the national guard holding back the inevitable band of lookie-loo's I was able to not blow up my car, or me....and got this stealthy, unexpected IED diffused.
Let me show you the six incredible sticks of dynamite this phantom used!!
Heh heh....No note....So I dont know who to thank. But three of these six I have never had, and am silly excited to try out! And the three that I have had, I have indeed loved!
So.....
Whomever you are.....First: Thank you!
Second: heh heh heh....Well....Lets just say.....Sleep with one eye open for a while. And when you think its ok to shut them both......Dont.
...moving along...nothing left to see here.
