Four Presidents

[Jimmie the Mum]

Four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to OZ.

After trials and tribulations, they finally make it to Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.

'What brings you before the great and powerful wizard of OZ? What is it that you want?'

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: 'I had a terrible time with Iran, so I've come for some courage.'

'No problem!' says the Wizard, 'Who is next?'

Joe Biden steps forward, 'Well..you see...the thing is...Well... I ... think I need a brain.'

'Done' says the Wizard. 'Who comes next before the great and powerful OZ?'

Up steps George Bush sadly, 'I'm told by the American people that I need a heart.'

'I hear that it's true.' says the Wizard. 'Consider it done!' 

Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, 'You there! What brings you to the Emerald City?'

Bill Clinton slowly turned around, 'Is Dorothy around?'

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[MaytagMan]

hahaha

[The Diamond Lion]

LMAO!!! That is good!