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#1
05-06-2009, 01:30 PM
WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:

Definitely not!

WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:

Of course I do.

WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:

Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:
- silence - -

HUSBAND: 
Oh S.H.I.T. ...
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05-06-2009, 02:09 PM
[lol]
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05-06-2009, 09:56 PM
yikes!
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05-06-2009, 10:04 PM
[lol]
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05-06-2009, 10:06 PM
...and in that moment, he realized that he would shortly be losing 50% of his stuff!
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#6
05-06-2009, 11:04 PM
nice jimmy, [lol] my roommate got a good laugh out of it too.
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05-07-2009, 11:40 PM
[lol][lol][lol]
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05-14-2009, 02:06 PM
I'll have to remember that one when I get that question [lol][lol][lol][lol][lol]
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