Rectum Stretcher

[Jimmie the Mum]

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed

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over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic

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patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'what’s your

hurry?'

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 To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

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 I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

 The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher?  

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And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work

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my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.

I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then

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I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet

wide.'

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And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? ‘He asked.  

You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'  

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Traffic Ticket - $95.00

Court Costs - $45.00

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Look on the Cop's Face...............PRICELESS

 

[carl609]

beautiful[bravo]

[Bobgun]

Isn't Mike about 5'6"?  Or are you stretching the  size a bit?

[Bobgun]

Dang double

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