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The bells, the bells
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After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed.

The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.

After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day.

Just then, an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job. The bishop was incredulous.

'You have no arms!'

'No matter,' said the man. 'Observe!'

And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon.

The bishop listened in astonishment; convinced he had finally found a replacement for Quasimodo.

But suddenly, as he rushed forward to strike the bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below.

The stunned bishop rushed down two hundred and ninety five church steps, when he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure; drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moment before.
As they silently parted, to let the bishop through, one of them asked, 'Bishop, who was this man?

'I don't know his name,' the bishop sadly replied,




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' ................ BUT HIS FACE RINGS A BELL'

WAIT !! WAIT !! THERE IS MORE.........................






The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the bishop continued his interviews for the bell ringer of Notre Dame.

The first man to approach him said, 'Your Excellency, I am the brother of the poor armless wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday.

I pray that you honour his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty.'
The bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and died on the spot.

Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side.

'What has happened? Who is this man?' the first monk asked breathlessly.

'I don't know his name,' sighed the distraught bishop, 'but..'


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(. . . Wait for it ...)





(.. . . It's worth it.. ..)







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'HE'S A DEAD RINGER FOR HIS BROTHER.'
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#2
Thats a good one. Its always good to start Monday with a laugh.
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#3
Don't, repeat don't tell these jokes on the job...
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(02-13-2012, 08:50 AM)Jimmie the Mum Wrote: Don't, repeat don't tell these jokes on the job...

Not without the correct risk assessment and PPE
The 2 most important days of your life are: The day you were born & the day you find out why
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Needed a good laugh on a Monday morning
--Mike
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#6
Hahahahaha!
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#7
And here I thought I wasted time reading LK's Facebook posts about the Grammy's?
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#8
Very entertaining
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#9
Classic Parkster!!!

Thanks bro!
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