01-23-2012, 04:25 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-23-2012, 05:37 PM by Jimmie the Mum.)
When Tanks Doctor asked him If I led an active life Tank told him about his day:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a deep lake, barely escaped from a wild pig in the heavy brush, marched along a treacherous trail up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and barely escaped jumping away from an aggressive brown snake."
Inspired by the story, the Doctor said, "You must be an awesome outdoorsman!"
"No," Tank replied,
"I'm just a $hit golfer."
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a deep lake, barely escaped from a wild pig in the heavy brush, marched along a treacherous trail up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and barely escaped jumping away from an aggressive brown snake."
Inspired by the story, the Doctor said, "You must be an awesome outdoorsman!"
"No," Tank replied,
"I'm just a $hit golfer."
The 2 most important days of your life are: The day you were born & the day you find out why