10-25-2011, 09:20 AM
1. Money cannot buy happiness but ... somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than it is on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the fecker's name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem but then neither does milk.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the fecker's name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem but then neither does milk.
The 2 most important days of your life are: The day you were born & the day you find out why
