10-07-2011, 06:17 PM
A woman goes into Cabala's to buy a rod and reel
for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know
which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes
over to the counter.
The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing
dark shades. She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me
anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, ?"Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if
you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you
everything from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the
counter anyway......
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite
rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line.
It's a good all-around combination, and it's on
sale this week for only $20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that
just by the sound of it dropping on the counter.
I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit
card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts.
At first she is really embarrassed, but then
realizes......there is no way the blind clerk
could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he
wouldn't know that she was the only person around?
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be
$34.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks,
"Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale
for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is
$20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00, and the
Catfish Stink Bait is $3.50."
She paid it and left without saying a word.
for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know
which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes
over to the counter.
The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing
dark shades. She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me
anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, ?"Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if
you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you
everything from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the
counter anyway......
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite
rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line.
It's a good all-around combination, and it's on
sale this week for only $20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that
just by the sound of it dropping on the counter.
I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit
card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts.
At first she is really embarrassed, but then
realizes......there is no way the blind clerk
could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he
wouldn't know that she was the only person around?
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be
$34.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks,
"Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale
for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is
$20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00, and the
Catfish Stink Bait is $3.50."
She paid it and left without saying a word.
They call me The Mum - Jimmie the Mum
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Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
Honorary Shield Brother
Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
