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Good news....Bad news.....
#1
This is the good news, bad news story.



You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to a hospital. Now that's stressful.

But at the hospital , they say she is pregnant & congratulate you that you are going to be a father.

You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful,

So then...... you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.

After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. You are extremely stressed but relieved.

On your way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home.

...moving along...nothing left to see here.
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#2
LOL
They call me The Mum - Jimmie the Mum
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#3
LMAO
--Mike
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#4
LMAO
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
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#5
HAHAHAHA that was great lol
As Mr. Mum says "make the time you wont regret it"
2010 the year I got my a$$ handed to me from my fellow SC brothers!
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