07-05-2010, 10:24 AM
This morning, I officially announced my candidacy for President of the United States on my facebook profile:
http://www.facebook.com/friends/?id=5571...1486303744
No Reserve, No Retreat, No Regrets!!!
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07-05-2010, 10:24 AM
This morning, I officially announced my candidacy for President of the United States on my facebook profile: http://www.facebook.com/friends/?id=5571...1486303744
No Reserve, No Retreat, No Regrets!!!
07-05-2010, 10:31 AM
(07-05-2010, 10:24 AM)B-Dub Cigar Ambassador Wrote: This morning, I officially announced my candidacy for President of the United States on my facebook profile: As long as you work against these smoking bans.. Leave my guns alone.... Get the job done in afgan.... Put a boot in China's ass and Bring back the true meaning of patriatism I would work night and day to get your as$ in there!
Fear no Evil... Take action to protect those who still survive the sickness..... Commanding General of the NSCO.... The Medic
07-05-2010, 10:39 AM
Yes, of course, I will do all of those things. I also plan to install a walk-in humidor just adjacent to the main dining room, and add a Homebrew Expert to the Cabinet. Did I mention that I will be cutting taxes?
No Reserve, No Retreat, No Regrets!!!
07-05-2010, 10:42 AM
All sounds great Papa Smurf. Will you also cut spending? If so I am on board. Do you need a Secretary of
Defense?
07-05-2010, 10:48 AM
We have GOT to slash this pork-barrel spending if we are to implement meaningful, permanent tax cuts. I fully intend to leave the government smaller than when I arrive. Of course, I realize that this may not be initially popular.
Consequently, I will need a robust Secret Service protection squad. As my Secretary of Defense, I will expect you to make this a top priority. I will not be going the way of JFK. Can you handle this assignment?
No Reserve, No Retreat, No Regrets!!!
07-05-2010, 10:53 AM
I will handle this on one condition. You instill term limits and slap me up if I ask for a lush Government pension now that I could probably get one.
07-05-2010, 10:54 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-05-2010, 10:56 AM by B-Dub Cigar Ambassador.)
Trust me, you will earn that government pension.
Now vote on my poll, you SLACKER!
No Reserve, No Retreat, No Regrets!!!
07-05-2010, 10:54 AM
Im ready to Rumble!!!
Protection with class
Fear no Evil... Take action to protect those who still survive the sickness..... Commanding General of the NSCO.... The Medic
07-05-2010, 11:00 AM
Very good. You are now in charge of assembling the new Minutemen Brigade, the elite squad of sharpshooters with standing orders to snipe any Commie anti-smokers who charge my caravan.
No Reserve, No Retreat, No Regrets!!!
07-05-2010, 11:05 AM
Did not see the poll! Sorry! Voted.
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