01-23-2010, 04:14 PM
Q> What does not belong in this list?
Meet
Eggs
Wife
Blow Job
A> Blow Job
You can beat your meet, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a Blow Job!
Q> Why doe s penis have a hole in the end?
A> So men can be open minded.
Q> What is the speed limit of sex?
A> 68, because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q> What does a Rubix Cube and a penis have in common?
A> The longer you play with them the harder they get.
Q> What's the differnece between your paycheck and your penis?
A> You dont have to beg your wife to blow your pay check.
Q> What are three word to ruin a man's ego?
A> "Is it in?"
Q> What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A> A red headed witch with a yeast infection.
Q> How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A> One of his fingures are clean.
Meet
Eggs
Wife
Blow Job
A> Blow Job
You can beat your meet, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a Blow Job!
Q> Why doe s penis have a hole in the end?
A> So men can be open minded.
Q> What is the speed limit of sex?
A> 68, because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q> What does a Rubix Cube and a penis have in common?
A> The longer you play with them the harder they get.
Q> What's the differnece between your paycheck and your penis?
A> You dont have to beg your wife to blow your pay check.
Q> What are three word to ruin a man's ego?
A> "Is it in?"
Q> What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A> A red headed witch with a yeast infection.
Q> How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A> One of his fingures are clean.
To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.
Theodore Roosevelt
Theodore Roosevelt
