The world’s shortest books....

[Jimmie the Mum]

The world’s shortest books....

MY VICTORIES AT WAR

by George W. Bush

WHAT'S LEFT OF THE CONSTITUTION AFTER MY TERM AS VEEP

by Dick Cheney

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE

THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama

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OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING

by Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

_______________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
By Dr. J... Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE.......
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

_______________________________________

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

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AND, JUST ADDED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi

[Hunlock]

Those are great!

[Not A Nice Person]

You forgot:

MY VICTORIES AT WAR

by George W. Bush

And:

WHAT'S LEFT OF THE CONSTITUTION AFTER MY TERM AS VEEP

by Dick Cheney

[Jimmie the Mum]

You forgot:

MY VICTORIES AT WAR

by George W. Bush

And:

WHAT'S LEFT OF THE CONSTITUTION AFTER MY TERM AS VEEP

by Dick Cheney

Thanks NANP, I didn't see those two but I like them and put them at the top of the list...

[Not A Nice Person]

Thanks NANP, I didn't see those two but I like them and put them at the top of the list...

Heh heh heh . . . equal time for jackasses on BOTH sides of the aisle, I always say.

NANP

[chris1980]

nice man lol hahahaha

[carl609]