10-13-2006, 08:06 PM
While sitting out on the front porch this afternoon with Playboy Playmate Heather Carolin enjoying stimulating conversation concerning Hegel's views concerning the eternal paradox of philosophia perennis a strange vehicle pulled up in front of the compound.
![[Image: landshark.jpg]](http://turing.fh-landshut.de/~awallne/landshark.jpg)
Ascertaining no immediate threat I waived off RDF snipers and motioned the red headed beauty behind me.
Then to my absolute suprise a small man in a shark suit emerged from the vehicle, ran across the street, up the walk and proceeded to deficate on the front lawn.
![[Image: landshark.jpg]](http://www.thestructuralist.com/images/landshark.jpg)
He then proceeded to babble something about a new world order which Heather and I took as his possible commentary on Hegel's dilemna. At this juncture I am unsure if this was meant to be an assault on the Robster or some sort of bizarre performance art.
Anyone having information on today's events are encouraged to contact the RDF at 1-800-NWO-Crap. Thank you and God bless.
You are so dead Matt. Thanks
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Ascertaining no immediate threat I waived off RDF snipers and motioned the red headed beauty behind me.
Then to my absolute suprise a small man in a shark suit emerged from the vehicle, ran across the street, up the walk and proceeded to deficate on the front lawn.
He then proceeded to babble something about a new world order which Heather and I took as his possible commentary on Hegel's dilemna. At this juncture I am unsure if this was meant to be an assault on the Robster or some sort of bizarre performance art.
Anyone having information on today's events are encouraged to contact the RDF at 1-800-NWO-Crap. Thank you and God bless.
You are so dead Matt. Thanks
