11-04-2006, 12:57 AM
Your Mama is so Black, lightning bugs follow her in the daytime.
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YO MAMA
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11-04-2006, 01:12 AM
oh man back to third grade with this one.
at the risk of being vulgar: yo mama is like a microwave she heats up when the meat is put in. yo mama is like potato chips she stands on the corner yelling free lays 
11-04-2006, 01:15 AM
Your Mama is so poor, I saw her walking around with one shoe on,
I said..hey did u lose a shoe... and she said ... NAW I JUST FOUND ONE!!
11-04-2006, 01:17 AM
yo mama is so fat people jog around her for exercise
11-04-2006, 01:18 AM
Yo mama is so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
11-04-2006, 01:25 AM
Your Mama's Teef are so yellow, that if you follow them, they'll take you to see the Wizard.
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11-04-2006, 01:35 AM
lol that's a good one.
yo mama is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." yo mama is so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her 
11-04-2006, 01:45 AM
...sigh... I'm in...
Yo momma's so fat her nickname is... DAMN!!!
11-04-2006, 01:49 AM
Yo mama is so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers
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