robot chicken

[Skipper the cigar aFISHinodo]

A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel.

As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot.

The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. And I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you please."

Intrigued, the man said, "OK."

The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, Interstellar space travel, the latest medical break throughs, etc.


The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he would try a different tack.

The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest episode of  "American Idol" and rap music.

The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.

Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out, " Uh.....'bout 50."

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,


"A-r-e  y-o-u-r  p-e-o-p-l-e  g-o-i-n-g  t-o  n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e  H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"

[Tonto]

[doh]

[lol][ROTF]

[ColbyPants]

har har, democrats are dumb!  funny stuff!

I was hoping for a youtube clip from:



ITS ALIVE!

TomC

[Skipper the cigar aFISHinodo]

har har, democrats (like me) are stupid!  funny stuff!

I was hoping for a youtube clip from:



ITS ALIVE!

TomC

I was going to edit the joke and use "colby" instead of "a man"... but I was afraid how you may take it. I know you get pretty emotional about this political stuff.

But I promiss never to call you or even think you are stoopid

[ColbyPants]

har har, democrats (like me) are stupid!  funny stuff!

I was hoping for a youtube clip from:



ITS ALIVE!

TomC

I was going to edit the joke and use "colby" instead of "a man"... but I was afraid how you may take it. I know you get pretty emotional about this political stuff.

But I promiss never to call you or even think you are stoopid

nah dude its cool!  sarcasm does not translate well into type (I even edited above to show less offense).  Because I know you dont think I am dumb, I have no problem with you making jokes.  In the Hill thread I was more worried about offending you

fire away man


I still wanna know "Uhm, duh, where's the chicken??"

hahaha!

TomC

[Rob The Long Island Cowboy]

lol.  i like that one.