09-29-2009, 08:33 PM
Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one. A year passed and only 3 people showed up. The emperor asked the Samurai to come in and demonstrate why they should be head Samurai.
The first Samurai opened a small box and out pops a little fly. "Whoosh" goes his sword and the fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"
The second Samurai also opened a small box and out pops a fly. "Whoosh Whoosh" goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed, "That is really very impressive!"
The third Samurai also opened a small box and out pops a fly. His flashing sword goes "Whoooooooossshhh Whoooooooossshhh Whoooooooossshhh Whoooooooossshhh Whoooooooossshhh." A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around.
The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks, "After all of that, why is the fly not dead?" The third Samurai smiled and stated simply... "Circumcisions were never intended to kill."
The first Samurai opened a small box and out pops a little fly. "Whoosh" goes his sword and the fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"
The second Samurai also opened a small box and out pops a fly. "Whoosh Whoosh" goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed, "That is really very impressive!"
The third Samurai also opened a small box and out pops a fly. His flashing sword goes "Whoooooooossshhh Whoooooooossshhh Whoooooooossshhh Whoooooooossshhh Whoooooooossshhh." A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around.
The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks, "After all of that, why is the fly not dead?" The third Samurai smiled and stated simply... "Circumcisions were never intended to kill."
