05-23-2007, 03:21 AM
[color="#000000"]This came in an e-mail from a friend. There were all kinds of pictures and stuff that I could not figure out how to insert lol. I figured the words paint a good enough picture. And if there is anyone who may be offended by the religous inference......sorry
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[color="#000000"][color="#ff0000"]Rules for the phone.[/color][color="#ff0000"]
How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!
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How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!
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[color="#000000"][color="#000080"]GOOD MORNING, [/color][color="#000000"]
[/color][color="#000080"]WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA[/color][/color]
[/color][color="#000080"]WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA[/color][/color]
[color="#000000"][color="#ff0000"]Press "1" for English.[/color][/color]
[color="#000000"][color="#000080"]Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English[/color][/color]
[color="#000000"][color="#ff0000"]And remember only two defining forces have ever
offered to die for you,[/color][color="#ff0000"]
Jesus Christ[/color][/color]
offered to die for you,[/color][color="#ff0000"]
Jesus Christ[/color][/color]
[color="#000000"][color="#000080"]and the American Soldier.[/color][/color]
[color="#000000"][color="#ff0000"]One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.[/color][/color]
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