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Isn't this the truth!
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[color="#000000"]This came in an e-mail from a friend. There were all kinds of pictures and stuff that I could not figure out how to insert lol. I figured the words paint a good enough picture. And if there is anyone who may be offended by the religous inference......sorry Cool
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[color="#000000"][color="#ff0000"]Rules for the phone.[/color][color="#ff0000"]
How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!
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[color="#000000"][color="#000080"]GOOD MORNING, [/color][color="#000000"]
 
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[color="#000080"]WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA[/color][/color]
[color="#000000"][color="#ff0000"]Press "1" for English.[/color][/color]
[color="#000000"][color="#000080"]Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English[/color][/color]
[color="#000000"][color="#ff0000"]And remember only two defining forces have ever
offered to die for you,
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Jesus Christ
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[color="#000000"][color="#000080"]and the American Soldier.[/color][/color]
[color="#000000"][color="#ff0000"]One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.[/color][/color]
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I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Cool
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#3
Let me hear you say, AMEN.
Freakin' ray of sunshine, ain't I.
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#4
How do you like those apples?
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#5
Amen.
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#6
Very nice Tony, Well said!!!!!!!
THEY CALL ME THE SHEPHERD!!! AKA LK HUNTER, FACE BOOK MARIO HUNTER, THE GREAT ONE HUNTER, ETC.
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#7
AWESOME!
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
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#8
Great!!
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
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