I Dream of Genie

[Jimmie the Mum]

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are
        all working together one day.
        They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
        "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in
        total",  says the Genie.

        The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm.  I
        want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."
        POOF!  With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
        forever fertile for farming.

        Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
        Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that NO infidels, Americans or
        Canadians can come into our precious land."
        POOF!  Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a
        huge wall around those countries. 

        The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
        this wall." 
        The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet
        thick and completely surrounds the country.  Nothing can get in
        or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
        The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it
        with water."