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THE GENESIS OF JOB POLICY
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Today's reading is from the Book of Job, Chapter 11, verses 1-15:

1. In the beginning was the Plan.

2. And then came the Assumptions.

3. And the Assumptions were without form.

4. And the Plan was without Substance.

5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of 
shit  and it stinks."

7. And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a
crock of dung and we cannot live with the smell."

8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a
container of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

9. And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a
vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

10. And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one
another; "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

11. And the directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them,
"It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

12. And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him
"It has very powerful effects."

13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.

14. And the Plan became Policy.

15. And that is how shit  happens.
They call me The Mum - Jimmie the Mum
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
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Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
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LOL, very good Jimmie. I like this one.
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