Father of...

[fishhound]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him. She says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't
place where he knows her from.


So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're
the father of one of my kids. Now his mind travels back to the only
time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are
you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the
pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my
butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

[tafdom]

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[Bluesman455]

An oldie but a goodie!!! LOL!!

[Skipper the cigar aFISHinodo]

I think maduro Scotty & I told it better

[b][user=71]Maduro_Scotty[/user] wrote:

[b]A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from. So", he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's kindergarten teacher."

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[user=35]Skipper the cigar aFISHinodo[/user] wrote:

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a
beautiful blond woman waving at him and says
hello. He's rather taken aback, because he
can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father
of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My
God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my butt with
wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm
your son's math teacher."

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