07-30-2009, 10:30 PM
BaileyCAO Wrote:MaytagMan Wrote:Good list so far LOL! I'll add some as I remember them.Bobgun Wrote:Either you guys must have been stiffled by the 110 degree temps or there was a lot of "It stays in Vegas" stuff going on.
From the pictures already presented, the most daring event was flicking "escourt cards' at the unsuspecting Iowa farm couples as they passed by and meeting Eli.
Let's see, Gunnar was MIA for a while . . .and no report.
Lots of pool time . . .
So I conclude ......"SHHHHHHH, don't tell a soul!!!"
Here are some bullet pionts of a few of the highlights...
Gunnar to Jimmie: "I'll F*ck your gravy up!"
Gunnar: "I'm f*cking hammered!"
Gunnar's friend peed blood. (Seriously)
Gunnar was cut off at the poolside bar.
Gunnar was missing for a few days.
We were propositioned by a skanky hooker... we are talking Skeletor on crack...
- "Where is this fine looking group of gentlemen going?"
(As we were walking into the hotel.)
- "We're going to bed." -Tank
- "Well why don't you all take me to bed with you?"
Jebus puked all over my bathroom.
People were crammed into an elevator. In mid-trip, someone (not part of our group) said, "Don't touch me there, you're not my grandpa!" (Reported by Zammer)
And that is just what comes to mind without really thinking about it... hock:[wow]hock:
I slipped on titties and fell. Kerra
Also from your lovely bride...
"I've never had a black man's ass so close to my chest before."
"Seriously, Bailey!"