12-16-2006, 05:13 AM
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the
evening. They turned on a night light, turned on the
phone answering machine, covered their pet parakeet
and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the
local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived and the couple opened the front door to
leave their house. The cat they had put out into the
yard ran back into the house.
They didn't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tried to eat the bird. The wife
got into the taxi while the husband went back inside
to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in
hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife didn't want the
driver to know the house would be empty for the
night. She explained to the taxi driver that her
husband would be out soon. "He's just going upstairs
to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later,
the husband got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long,
he said as they drove away. "Stupid bitch was hiding
under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger
to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I
grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw
her out into the back yard! She better not shit in the roses!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car.
[lol]
evening. They turned on a night light, turned on the
phone answering machine, covered their pet parakeet
and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the
local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived and the couple opened the front door to
leave their house. The cat they had put out into the
yard ran back into the house.
They didn't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tried to eat the bird. The wife
got into the taxi while the husband went back inside
to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in
hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife didn't want the
driver to know the house would be empty for the
night. She explained to the taxi driver that her
husband would be out soon. "He's just going upstairs
to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later,
the husband got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long,
he said as they drove away. "Stupid bitch was hiding
under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger
to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I
grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw
her out into the back yard! She better not shit in the roses!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car.
[lol]