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The Tsavo Lions and the Mad Pollock...BEWARE! - The Diamond Lion - 01-07-2011
This, my brothers, is a tale of woe. Learn from my mistakes and do not follow me down my sad path. Hearken unto my story: take heed, for this is your only warning.
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In 1898, two lions in the Tsavo River Valley in Kenya decided that they no longer desired the taste of zebras and gazelles; they found easier and tastier pickings in the human village, so they became man-eaters. They ripped good folks from their porches, terrorizing folks near and far.
About the same time, the British Empire was building a railway across the Tsavo River. However, the lions kept causing trouble and fear. The British feared the trains would never run through such a hostile land, but then they brought in the big guns to solve the problem: THE MAD POLLOCK!
![[Image: TheBomb-Buckit.jpg]](http://i760.photobucket.com/albums/xx248/TheDiamondLion/StogieChat/Cigar%20Bomb/TheBomb-Buckit.jpg)
The lions grew lazy and did not listen to the Mad Pollock’s warning: SWOEO.
![[Image: MadPollockLetter-Buckit.jpg]](http://i760.photobucket.com/albums/xx248/TheDiamondLion/StogieChat/Cigar%20Bomb/MadPollockLetter-Buckit.jpg)
The Mad Pollock already drove his train once over the lions, injuring but not killing them.
http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20111.html
So, what did the Mad Pollock do? He backed his damn train up, revved the diesel engine, and ran over the lions again…this time squashing them like a bug.
![[Image: DeadLion04.jpg]](http://i760.photobucket.com/albums/xx248/TheDiamondLion/StogieChat/Cigar%20Bomb/DeadLion04.jpg)
If this story is not going to convince you to SWOEO, then perhaps this carnage will:
![[Image: FullArray-Buckit.jpg]](http://i760.photobucket.com/albums/xx248/TheDiamondLion/StogieChat/Cigar%20Bomb/FullArray-Buckit.jpg)
![[Image: ArrayRight-Buckit.jpg]](http://i760.photobucket.com/albums/xx248/TheDiamondLion/StogieChat/Cigar%20Bomb/ArrayRight-Buckit.jpg)
![[Image: ArrayLeft-Buckit.jpg]](http://i760.photobucket.com/albums/xx248/TheDiamondLion/StogieChat/Cigar%20Bomb/ArrayLeft-Buckit.jpg)
The full array again, but a little brighter picture
![[Image: FullArray02-Buckit.jpg]](http://i760.photobucket.com/albums/xx248/TheDiamondLion/StogieChat/Cigar%20Bomb/FullArray02-Buckit.jpg)
TODD, I AM ABSOLUTELY SPEECHLESS AT THIS INCREDIBLE GENEROSITY. My newbie-ness is a little limited on the specific names, but I hope my StogieChat brethren will help me out:
Liberty Series 2010
Dirty Rat pig tail
Tatuaje – black tubo
Oliva V - These are Oh soo good
Famous Nicaraguan
Partagas (appears to be maduro)
Nub
Ashton VSG – one of my most favorite smokes. I can’t get enough of these gems
H. Uppman – Habana
La Flor Dominicana – Double Ligero (I love the air benders, so I can’t wait to try this one)
Padilla Miami
Cain straight ligero
All absolutely amazing cigars! Thank you so much! I am truly speechless…and DESTROYED!!!!
Seriously stogie brethren, SWOEO!
RE: The Tsavo Lions and the Mad Pollock...BEWARE! - Bogey - 01-07-2011
Holy CHIT
RE: The Tsavo Lions and the Mad Pollock...BEWARE! - Jimmie the Mum - 01-07-2011
That is an amazing assortment of stogies.
SWOEO, he took out both of your eyes with that hit.
A 2010 Liberty is bad enough then he slams you with the rest.
My God Mr. Lion, you better run to Maytag's place and pray for forgiveness.
RE: The Tsavo Lions and the Mad Pollock...BEWARE! - Tonto - 01-07-2011
Now that's some hit!!
RE: The Tsavo Lions and the Mad Pollock...BEWARE! - BDM53 - 01-07-2011
RE: The Tsavo Lions and the Mad Pollock...BEWARE! - CigarJohn - 01-07-2011
Nice hit Todd but where is my 8x10 picture of you?
RE: The Tsavo Lions and the Mad Pollock...BEWARE! - Domniomaestro - 01-07-2011
Wow....
Thats all I have....
Wow.....
Incredible!
RE: The Tsavo Lions and the Mad Pollock...BEWARE! - The Diamond Lion - 01-07-2011
Mum, I think the Mad Pollock beat you to the punch for killing me. I am already dead because all I see are the spirits of long departed legendary cigar makers and lots of puffy, white smoke. This must be heaven.
RE: The Tsavo Lions and the Mad Pollock...BEWARE! - steve047 - 01-08-2011
Nice Hit Todd
RE: The Tsavo Lions and the Mad Pollock...BEWARE! - iSmoke - 01-08-2011
The Mad Pollock strikes again!!! Nice hit on the Lion King...or now cub!!!